Just like crack, only better

Thoughts of the day:

1. Why even buy Oreos if they're not Double Stuf?
2. I wish Celine Dion wasn't such a guilty pleasure... LIZ, I thought of you today when I decided to rock out to my Celine playlist on the drive back up to school. So good. SO. GOOD.
3. I would really like to eat some ribs right now.
4. I think that the bottle return machine should accept your cans and bottles for recycling purposes even if the store doesn't accept that brand - because then I just have to throw the generics away and that's plain wasteful.
5. I figured out that if you say you work at Eastwood, almost all the restaurants will give you a discount. Perk of the day, yes... but I wish I had known that the past two years.
6. Is there anything better than sleeping on clean sheets, in a clean room while it's raining outside? Answer: not really.
7. There is a woman on Drew and Mike this morning who is aiming to be the world's heaviest female; she currently weighs 600 pounds and is aiming for 1000. Knowing what kind of vulgarity Drew and Mike usually operate under, why would you call in to talk to them and then get offended when people asked you condescendingly about your quality of life? And WHY would you ever want to weigh 1000 pounds?!
8. Did I mention I am craving ribs?
9. Pancheros corn salsa is just like crack, only better.
10. It would suck having to move over and over again in a European city; seeing as how they build up and not out, and how many of the older buildings don't have elevators equipped for more than three people at a time... yea, I just don't even want to think about it. I suppose I should be thankful that all I have to deal with are eight stairs to the parking lot.
11. I'm GORgeous ;)